10 Things a Man Wants to Hear

My feeds are filled with things a man wants to hear.

Advice thrown around by Cosmo and Cracked and whoever else is plying a writing trade with slicked up images over at Buzzfeed to assist “helpless” women understand men.

So darlings, I’m here to clue you in on a what a real man wants to hear…

Yes.

This simple word opens the door to all things. It’s submissive, dominant, supple and slick with heat and emotion.

Real women know this because a Real man only asks a question, especially in bed with one answer in mind.

The answer is YES.

Simple and easy.

If you can’t say YES.

Moan.